don't sweat the small stuff

month

August 2012

292 posts

Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.

Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.

pitchblackglow: why don’t i have friends like this

cristalconnors: You guys know that commercial with the song that goes “I am a pal-eon-tol-o-gist!!!!! That’s who I am, that’s who I am, that’s who I ammmmm!”? What the fuck is the point of that commercial that song is terrible

ablogorsomething: I was so unprepared for that omg